the owl stated...

Her: Did you hear about the owl
Him: Who?
Her: Somewhere in africa I think, this guy saw a crippled owl so he saved the owl and took care of it. after a few months, the owl completely healed. but it will come back and visit the guy once in a while. It'll throw dead rats and bats and snakes at him as a sign of gratitude and love.
Him: Who?
Her: At the guy who saved him
Him: Who...
Her: It was on the news
Him: Who!!!
Her: I don't remember. It was an article
Him: That was a quote
Her: Omg. You just pulled an Abbott & Costello on me.
Him: When asked for a comment on his ordeal, the owl stated...
Her: I hate you.

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