January 2011
8 posts
“His body is so hot… I can wash my clothes on his ass.”
– Regina on Ryan Reynolds
Apartment Therapy
A: I've picked a theme a while ago
J: What was it?
A: Hippy Mid-Century Mad Men Chic.
J: LOLOLLLLL
A: Cowboy Mad Men. Yeah, really gay. In Austin a few years ago the theme was Chinese Slave in the Carribbean.
J: How did that look like?
A: Palm trees and Ernest Hemingway looking things like boats and telescopes.
Impossible Design
Only my boss would compare design to a visual of 300lb people having sex because no one wants to look at it.
“OW. They make my face hurt.”
– Katie eats a sour patch kid.
J: How old is he?
M: Slob. Slob years old.
“She said she loved me and didn’t even know why the fuck she did! And I...”
– Joe
Hipsters
G: Are those... fake glasses?
K: Why yes! =)
G: Well that's fuckin' stupid.
