December 2010
8 posts
Her: Why don't you call?
Him: Calling is for coordinating logistics.
Him: Also, I ran out of minutes.
Sick
Him: Head is killing, coughed up blood.
Him: Projectile vomit, colorful snot.
Him: Exorcist.
With Mom
Me: It's A-S-P-C-A
Mom: A-P-A-S-C?
Goodbyes
Joe: Hey, you don't have asthma do you?
Her: Nope, what's up?
Joe: Good... then it should be safe...
Joe: NINJA SMOKE!!!
- Joseph is now offline.
“When I get famous, I’ll let you sign the special guestbook so you can...”
– John
Building Lobby
J: Morning, I'm going to Suite 411.
Desk woman: Sure baby, go right on up.
Deliver Man: How come you didn't call me baby?
Yahoo Answers
Q: What is the best slang for "goodbye"?
A: My son's from NY- "Fuck you son of a bitch and give me the keys!!!"
